48 - Happy we'll be, beyond the sea. And never again I'll go sailin'

'It's not 100 per cent that it is Noah's Ark, but we think it is 99.9 per cent that this is it,' said Yeung Wing-cheung, a filmmaker working with the 15-strong team of fundamentalist Christians exploring the Turkish mountain.

I'm not the greatest advocate of The Daily Mail, in fact I think its a fucking worry rag, but even I couldn't believe they would print this story. 

They say there is enough room for 40,000 different animals. That's 20,000 species right [the animals went in two, by two, hurrah hurrah]. Conservative estimates put the number of species at at least 5 million, with some estimates up 20 million, even higher. 

Did you know that according to the bible, there used to be unicorns kicking about back then [I shit you not], I guess they missed the boat.

Utter nonsense. Please go and leave a comment, be as radical as you wish. Some key words I'd use, fool, mugs, muppets, whack jobs, stop fucking children.

Nathan

P.s.

"Noah's Ark is..." Google completes "...Bullshit" Bravo Google, my faith in YOU has been restored.

N