47 - He's the hairy-handed gent who ran amuck in Kent
This internet is a strange place, ran by strange people doing strange things and I mean big people, with the top top jobs.
I've got a few different email addresses, all under the different names that I write under - I actually use a different pseudonym for every genre I publish under [I say publish in a purely sarcastic manner] , anyway I use GMail for a few of them and was wondering if I could merge them somehow, so I could have multiple inboxes on the same page. Because I am a lazy fat twat who is scared of hard work, whenever I am stuck with anything in this world I Google it.
I started to type in "Can I get..." with the intention of finishing the sentence about multiple inboxes etc. Now Google is clever. It knows what the masses want, need, desire. Its like the predictive texting on phones that means I can actually now send messages, [I still don't though - its 12p for fucks sake]. Anyway, imagine my surprise when the great and mighty Google computes itself crazy and thinks that I want to find out "Can I get pregnant from having sex with a dog?" That came top.
That is wrong on so many fronts, not just the bestiality angle, it was the general stupidity that annoyed more, people had to check.
At least I found a new game, like Google whacking but newer, fresher, Googlecompletesmynormalsentencebutmakesitweird...I can work on the title, but I can sense a whole Dave Gorman style adventure here, probably needed a new pseudonym.
*****BLOG UPDATE*****
Two for two. I hedged my bets a little this time with:
"I love to eat..." Google completes with top choice "...Poop"
Strange world peoples.
*****BLOG UPDATE 2*****
"Never ever eat...." - "a tomato" Why the fuck not??? Fucking love this game.
Promise no more today, I need sleep,
N.O.
I've got a few different email addresses, all under the different names that I write under - I actually use a different pseudonym for every genre I publish under [I say publish in a purely sarcastic manner] , anyway I use GMail for a few of them and was wondering if I could merge them somehow, so I could have multiple inboxes on the same page. Because I am a lazy fat twat who is scared of hard work, whenever I am stuck with anything in this world I Google it.
I started to type in "Can I get..." with the intention of finishing the sentence about multiple inboxes etc. Now Google is clever. It knows what the masses want, need, desire. Its like the predictive texting on phones that means I can actually now send messages, [I still don't though - its 12p for fucks sake]. Anyway, imagine my surprise when the great and mighty Google computes itself crazy and thinks that I want to find out "Can I get pregnant from having sex with a dog?" That came top.
That is wrong on so many fronts, not just the bestiality angle, it was the general stupidity that annoyed more, people had to check.
At least I found a new game, like Google whacking but newer, fresher, Googlecompletesmynormalsentencebutmakesitweird...I can work on the title, but I can sense a whole Dave Gorman style adventure here, probably needed a new pseudonym.
*****BLOG UPDATE*****
Two for two. I hedged my bets a little this time with:
"I love to eat..." Google completes with top choice "...Poop"
Strange world peoples.
*****BLOG UPDATE 2*****
"Never ever eat...." - "a tomato" Why the fuck not??? Fucking love this game.
Promise no more today, I need sleep,
N.O.
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