April 1st - I've seen the future, and it lasted 7 seconds.

So that was Whitby. Took some pictures but they're none of your business.

It was beautiful, cold and windy, delightful and relaxing, which was all over shadowed by my discovery of the Dyson AirBlade.  I was in possibly my favourite restaurant in the world, having some Oysters, when I nipped to the Gents and discovered the eighth wonder of the modern world. Soaking hands turning to expect fully see a run of the age hand dryer I see this sleek silver baby on the wall, hands dipped into the slots for no more than 7 seconds and they were bone dry, warm and soft. A-maz-ing.

I rushed downstairs to tell GF, and guess the fuck what? They've had them where she works for two years!!! Two years and she never told me. I repeat, I did not even know these things existed, or were even in conception. The two old (lovely) folks sitting by us, more annoyingly, claimed they'd had them in Coventry city centre toilets for well over a year as well - yeah I interrupted them to ask (GF was not impressed). I feel like I just found out who shot JFK, and I rush to tell everyone, but they've knew all along, worse, they don't even think its a big deal!!!

7 seconds, perfectly dry hands, including the figure joiny bits. Getting one for the en suite.


Anyway I repeat Whitby was amazing, 3 days of relaxing, nice food, lots of beer, stair trekking, Abbey viewing, even a round of crazy golf (I won) and some darts (I won) and air hockey (I won) and sex (I won).

Then back to work on Wednesday night. Guess what? They've had the AirBlade in Sunderland (allegedly) for two years as well. Didn't care to tell me, been using poxy hand towels for all that time.

Song (Nine Minutes of Joy) -  Blog (Hero Nerd) - Art (just look for fucks sake):

Night Hawks by Edward Hopper.

Nathan